DAVE STRIDER and TAVROS NITRAM are two-thirds of the only rapping trio in paradox space. They've graciously decided to answer your questions, individually or together.
GAMZEE MAKARA is the third, but hasn't been so down with being part of the trio lately and therefore will be mostly absent- if ever present at all. He won't take individual questions.
Dave, Tavros, and Gamzee are all characters of the webcomic Homestuck, belonging to Andrew Hussie. This is in no way, shape, or form official. Just a little non-canon Ask Dave and Tavros account on Tumblr for fun.
If we don't get to someone's question for one reason or another, then we're very sorry for that ahead of time.
Updates will be posted whenever they're ready, maybe a bit sporadically. Also, sometimes on or very near holidays or special events.